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There is a beautiful deserted island
in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Swedish men and 1 Swedish woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
One month later, on this beautiful
deserted island in the middle of nowhere
.
One Italian men killed the other
for the Italian woman
The two French men and the French
woman are living happily together in a "menage a trois"
The two German men have a strict
weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping with
each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
The two English men are waiting for
someone to introduce them to the English woman.
The two Bulgarian men took one look
at the endless ocean, one look at the woman and started swimming.
The two Swedish men are contemplating
the virtues of suicide while the woman keeps on bitching about her body
being her own and the true nature of feminism. But at least it's not snowing
and the taxes are low.
The Irish began by dividing their
island Northside-Southside and setting up a distillery. They don't remember
if sex is in the picture, because it gets sort of foggy after the first
few liters of coconut whiskey, but at least they know the English aren't
getting any...
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