Yes, Switzerland has a lot of cheese, and some of them have big holes in it. And yes, the chocolate is delicious, the watches are punctual and the banks have a lot of money (pretty obvious, did you ever see a bank without money???). What else? Completely useless to tell you that Switzerland is that small that the country would fit into Florida twice and all of its people could be accommodated in New York City. You probably also know that we speak German, French and Italian - BUT...

there are some things you do NOT know. And that's way you will find here some answers to

FAQ (Foolish Asked Questions)

- No, we do not shoot holes in our cheese (although the Austrian keeps on saying that - very funny)!!

- No, our girls do not all have blond hair and do not live in the north of Europe where it is cold all the time (for the 489th time, that's another country)!!

- Yes, Switzerland plays soccer quite frequently (the national team just never shows up at a world cup)!!

- No, it does not snow all the time in Switzerland (if we are lucky it does, otherwise it rains!!!)

- Yes, Switzerland is really expensive (so be a nice tourist and spend your money here!)

Now let us test your knowledge about Switzerland in a not-to-take-too-serious

SQL (Swiss Quiz-Language)

(Nope, you cannot win anything here!! 'A' is the answer you probably think it is and 'B' is the right answer. It's as simple as that! Now would you please relax and keep on reading…)

How would you describe your next environment if you are standing in the "mist"?
A It would be a little bit foggy (if you are in an English-speaking country)!
B It would stink (if you are in an German-speaking country)!

What is the meaning of "Roeschti-Grabe"?
A Digging in your hash brown on your plate (Don't !!!!!!!!!!)
B Language barrier in Switzerland (you don't look for it, you hear it!)

What do you get if you order a "Pepperoni-Pizza" in Switzerland?
A Pepperoni Pizza (you know, those cute little spicy sausage on it!)
B Green peppers Pizza (so don't mix it up)

What will you find if you look underneath a "Rock"?
A Ants maybe..?
B Legs of a girl (and a lot of troubles, you pig!!)

And last but not least another stupid test, this time for the illiterates:

UPS (Unexpected Picture Source)

Some of the above pictures are taken in Switzerland. Find out which ones. For solution, click on the according button below: